* I haven't laughed this hard at something on the internet since that Twilight poast a few months back. [link] is a genius website composed of the shortest movie summaries of all time. Its discovery was totally stumbleupon for me, but now it has opened a door in my mind which can NEVAR BE CLOSED, and for the next six months every time I see a movie I will twist myself into knots trying to come up with a witty-yet-accurate one-sentence summary of it. _Goddamnit.

my personal ~*~favourites~*~
WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Dangerous insurgent invades neighboring country.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
THE GOLDEN COMPASS: Critique of Catholicism upstaged by polar bear fight.
HARRY POTTER: Celebrity Jock thinks rules don’t apply to him, is right.
SWEENEY TODD: Businesses flourish when freed from stringent regulation.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.

* THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN 35 MINUTES AGO. First of all, Dr Horrible is a three-act MASTERPIECE OF INTERNET VIDEO, and the mere mention of it is enough to send Joss Whedon's (numerous) fangirls into howling, semi-epileptic orgasms. Think how much that would be intensified by a MOVIE. It worked for Firefly, which I still need to watch, yes yes I know, shut up. So this might actually happen.

* Speaking of movies, am I the only one excited about The Tempest? Yes? I thought so. I mean, I'm a pretty big dork (this ONE JOURNAL ENTRY contains fangirling for things as diversely nerdy as a comic book, an internet musical sensation, and Shakespeare. WHAT OF IT.), but I really don't see why everyone's flipping out over Helen Mirren playing Prospero. Dude. It's Shakespeare. He's open to interpretation. And besides, this is not the first time a movie based on a play has featured genderswapped characters, even in the last few YEARS. Just relaaax. It's Helen Mirren. And even if the rest of the film is total crap, maybe we'll get lucky and Ariel will be hot.

* This chart is the internet manifestation of my political opinions: [link] I cannot decide if that is epic or frightening.

* This is Jackie Earle Haley. Not only does he play crazy vigilantes better than anyone else since the universe, but irl he is probably the cutest, nicest, most amusing motherfucker to ever walk the face of the earth, proving once again that short people are composed entirely of badassery and win. Don't agree? I DON'T CARE. Besides, I have proof to the contrary.
In the closing to an (admittedly old-ish, at least by internet standards) post on his website:

"Thanks ya’ll… okay, I’m gonna go stare at the shiny bean thing."

....
Honestly, why anyone is fangirling over Rob Pattinson or Matthew McConaughey or Zac Efron when THIS guy is around is beyond me.


THAT'S ALL FROM ME FOR TODAY. I'm gonna go eat chips and maybe go see watch Star Trek and then maybe Rorschach/Nite Owl pr0ns, because their love is so canon.

Love, Tana. <3